"My office/home is in a remote area to ensure crocks of gold are near by. Large gold orders are same day delivery. Customers journeying north by boat to the Cavern, arrive 8am-11am please as Neilis an elderly elf is hired to aid landing and signal in faerie flights. In strong winds any faeries thrown off course will be met & transported to Banba's Crown."
This confidential communique follows Rule 5 of Faerie Code, (detailed in the tale ‘St Patricks Day’)